This Week's Laugh
What happens at these Fahrenheit temperatures:
+65 — Hawaiians declare a two-blanket night.
+60 — Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one).
+50 — Miami residents turn on the heat.
+45 — Vermont residents go to outdoor concerts.
+40 — You can see your breath. Californians shiver uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming.
+35 — Italian cars don't start.
+32 — Water freezes.
+30 — You plan your vacation to Australia.
+25 — Ohio water freezes. Californians weep. Minnesotans eat ice cream. Canadians go swimming.
+20 — Politicians begin to talk about the homeless. New York City water freezes. Miami residents plan vacation farther South.
+15 — French cars don't start. Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.
+10 — You need jumper cables to get the car going.
+5 — American cars don't start.
0 — Alaskans put on T-shirts.
-10 — German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you blink.
-15 — You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo. Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects. Miami residents cease to exist.
-20 — Cat insists on sleeping in pajamas with you. Politicians actually do something about the homeless. Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars don't start.
-25 — Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the driver going.
-30 — You plan a two week hot bath. Swedish cars don't start.
-40 — Californians disappear. Minnesotans button top button. Canadians put on sweaters. Your car helps you plan your trip South.
-50 — Congressional hot air freezes. Alaskans close the bathroom window.
-80 — Polar bears move South. Green Bay Packer fans order hot cocoa at the game.
-90 — Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
(from The DailyDilly)
